Life,sometime Is one serious joke,things you never thought would happen. ,things you never knew could existed, life is sometimes more funny then a comedy movie. We shouldn't take it too serious.
For Those Who Take Life Too Serious.....KEEP THIS IN MIND
"Those Who Take Life Too Seriously is Good for Heart Attack."
So ,relax and repeat the fist paragraph of this post :
For Those Who Take Life Too Serious.....KEEP THIS IN MIND
"Those Who Take Life Too Seriously is Good for Heart Attack."
So ,relax and repeat the fist paragraph of this post :
Life, Is One Serious Joke.And we shouldn't take it too serious.
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1. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
2. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
3.You Never what What happened next until tomorrow
4. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6. If you think no one cares, try missing a couple of payments.
7. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
8. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be
misquoted, then used against you.
9. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
10. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
11.Remember half the people you know are below average.
12. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it
remains?
13. Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool.
14. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
15. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
16. A day without sunshine is, like, night
17. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
18. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the
cheese.
19. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
20. I intend to live forever - so far so good.
21. Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.
22. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
24.Those who duplicate your work just a stupid kid.
25. The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
26. Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
27. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and
going the wrong way.
28. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you
tried.
29.Save the whales. Collect the whole set
30. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
31. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
32. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
33. Never do card tricks for the group you play pxker with.
34. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
35. Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
37. The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.
38. The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the
ability to reach it.
39. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many
is research.
40. To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your
principles.
41. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
42. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
43. Two wrongs are only the beginning.
44. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
45. The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.
46. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.
47. Change is inevitable except from vending machines.
48. Get a new car for your spouse - it'll be a great trade!
49. Always try to be modest and be proud of it!
50. Plan to be spontaneous - tomorrow.
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